Six highly questionable qualifications

Pupa has a job.Several, actually.

Every profession investigates the same household emergency: the cat says she has never eaten, and the humans need one clear answer.

Meet the whole department ↓

Current appointments

Choose your Pupa.

Different uniforms, same useful truth: a meal receipt tells the next person what happened before the performance begins.

01
Meals department

Doctor Pupa

Conducts a serious examination into the alleged absence of breakfast.

Doctor Pupa wearing a medical cap and stethoscope02
Attorney at paw

Counsel Pupa

Objects to timestamps, portions, and every accurate household record.

Counsel Pupa wearing a barrister wig and holding a gavel03
Snack investigator

Detective Pupa

Follows the crumbs until the missing breakfast mystery is closed.

Detective Pupa in a fedora and trench coat04
Kitchen service

Chef Pupa

Closes every meal ticket before a suspicious second order reaches the pass.

Chef Pupa at a warm kitchen pass05
Meal assurance

Auditor Pupa

Reconciles the feeding ledger and declines unsupported breakfast expenses.

Auditor Pupa reviewing a household meal ledger06
Home control

Dispatcher Pupa

Clears caregiver handoffs before another bowl is accidentally dispatched.

Dispatcher Pupa at a household control console

The joke has one real job.

Catter keeps the cat’s meal, time, portion, and caregiver in one shared household record. Feed normally, log once, and let Pupa argue with the evidence.

Start a shared feeding log →